SEASON'S GREETINGS
Wishing you health and happiness this Holiday Season and
prosperity in the New Year.
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Happy Holiday's 2014
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T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the city
People waiting in wonder
About new guy, John Tory
Can he unlock the gridlock
And have council unite
'Cause the path must be clear
Starting right at midnight
For now it is Christmas
Mr. Claus's on his way
The sleigh's fully loaded
So clear all the roadways
The sleigh is aging
And Santa's concerned
What's this shimmering and shaking?
We can't have it upturned
But Rudolph reminded
Of the delivery ahead
We have forty thousand parcels
Of Robbie Bobbing Bobble Heads
Mayor Ford is still with us
Lots of memories to recall
His figurine more requested - thankfully
Than the Q's punch doll
The Raptors are boasting
They need a trophy showcase
Fans dreaming of tickets
Seeing some (oh yes any!)
Team in first place
What else on the list
Has the City requested?
Another sleigh-load of signs?
Announcing 'Construction Ahead'
No, not more roadwork
It's tougher each year
So the reindeer are dreaming
For when drones will appear
Kids text in their wish list
To 3-D printing no less
And the drones swiftly deliver
To the chimney of that address
But if Rudolph and Vixon
Really want to retire
I'll hitch the sleigh to a comet
And deliver like wildfire
But the gang headed south
Googling gently through the snow
I know Buffalo's there somewhere
A white blob's all that shows
Goodbye Toronto
Goodbye until next year
A Merry Christmas
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